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Offline Doodle

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A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« on: July 01, 2013, 06:31:26 AM »
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
Take your camera with you dammit. You can't take your next "best photo" if your camera is sitting at home in the bag, now can you?

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Re: A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2013, 04:57:39 PM »
OMG you're terrible Doodle.
I pray your wife never looks at this post...or nice knowing ya.

BTW funny jokes.

Offline Suka

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Re: A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2013, 07:42:08 PM »
Pretty good jokes.  I'm sure you are wife is secure enough with you to enjoy them as well.

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Re: A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2013, 07:43:37 PM »
Pretty good jokes.  I'm sure you are wife is secure enough with you to enjoy them as well.

Actually, she got a kick out of them too.  (Thank GOD)  :o
Take your camera with you dammit. You can't take your next "best photo" if your camera is sitting at home in the bag, now can you?

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Re: A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2013, 07:46:15 PM »
Good for you.  Otherwise you may be the one buying batteries.

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Re: A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2013, 08:06:06 PM »
Good for you.  Otherwise you may be the one buying batteries.
LMAO!
Take your camera with you dammit. You can't take your next "best photo" if your camera is sitting at home in the bag, now can you?

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Re: A couple of jokes for the guys, NSFW.
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2013, 05:45:11 PM »
I am copying these to e-mail to my husband. (He's away on business.)

These were funny and gave me a chuckle as I sit here alone...... <cue sympathy music>  :'(
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