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Author Topic: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?  (Read 2447 times)

Offline Suka

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If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:53:15 PM »
Personally, I would be a rooster.  Get to live on a farm, get feed every day and have a bunch of hens hanging around.

Offline Doodle

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2015, 04:36:30 PM »
An Owl. At least I could pretend to be wise. ;)
Take your camera with you dammit. You can't take your next "best photo" if your camera is sitting at home in the bag, now can you?

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2015, 05:29:51 PM »
An Owl. At least I could pretend to be wise. ;)

I actually know quite a bit about the sex lives of owls, and believe me, Suka's got the right idea.  In fact I might have to pick a little red rooster myself!  Or gyrfalcon.  That'd be pretty badass.

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2015, 06:10:33 PM »
An Owl. At least I could pretend to be wise. ;)

I actually know quite a bit about the sex lives of owls, and believe me, Suka's got the right idea.  In fact I might have to pick a little red rooster myself!  Or gyrfalcon.  That'd be pretty badass.
I'm not sure I want to even know any more than that...  :o
If I were to choose an animal based on sex, it would be a pig before a bird. The idea of Makin' Bacon sounds like fun to me. ( I heard a pigs orgasm can be up to 15 minutes long??)
Take your camera with you dammit. You can't take your next "best photo" if your camera is sitting at home in the bag, now can you?

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2015, 06:38:16 PM »
How the heck do you guys know so much about animal sex    :o    Actually, never mind 
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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2015, 06:55:04 PM »
How the heck do you guys know so much about animal sex    :o    Actually, never mind

^^That made me literally bust out laughing here!^^
Take your camera with you dammit. You can't take your next "best photo" if your camera is sitting at home in the bag, now can you?

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2015, 05:50:54 AM »
How the heck do you guys know so much about animal sex    :o    Actually, never mind

^^That made me literally bust out laughing here!^^

This had me busting a gut as well.

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2015, 08:31:02 AM »
How the heck do you guys know so much about animal sex    :o    Actually, never mind

^^That made me literally bust out laughing here!^^

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2015, 05:46:40 PM »
Being a bird is not just about the Birds and the Bees. 

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Re: If you could be a bird what kind would you be?
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2015, 06:32:54 PM »
A penguin
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